Utter Professionals telephone messaging gives you:

  • Fully customised telephone messages
  • Low cost subscriptions & programme updates
  • Same-day programme updates
  • Individual voice track updates whenever you like
    & whenever it suits you
  • Professional male & female voices
  • Premium script-writing
  • Royalty-Free music (with no ongoing fees)
  • Playback equipment with next day replacement guarantees

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It's the cornerstone of Utter Professionals unique approach to telephone messaging.

Your Utter Professionals messaging service will play exciting & up to date information about your products & services from the day it is installed ... and it always will!

Because whenever any part of your script becomes outdated, we'll simply remove that individual voice-over & replace it with a fresh one.

Utter Professionals updates are so easy and inexpensive.

Every dynamic business needs the flexibility of
Utter Professionals unique telephone messaging.


One of your competitors makes a strategic move.
Quick! Counteract immediately.

Utter Professionals turn around recordings within 24 hours & you can update whenever you like

Include a weekend sales promotion or a long-term change in marketing strategy, you have total control.

It's the information your customers & prospects have called you to hear ... and it costs so little to maintain your marketing integrity & reinforce your callers' positive perception of your organisation.





With Utter Professionals your clients & prospects will always hear fresh & exciting information about your organisation.

We've kept our subscription rates low, around 30% cheaper than many of our competitors.

Professionally voiced updates at only $59 per read!

Now you can afford to use your telephone message as a dynamic sales & imaging tool, reinforcing every aspect of your company's marketing.

Plus, you retain full flexibility to update as little or as often as you choose.


So, you're in a large company with locations everywhere ... you really need Utter Professionals.

Whether you want the same message in each location or a customised message for each office, Utter Professionals will work with you to maximise the effectiveness of your on-hold marketing.

Best of all, large companies enjoy significant discounts on our telephone messaging service & access to our nationwide network of technicians.

Our Client Services Team will be happy to discuss your particular needs and tailor a telephone messaging package for your organisation




We don't pretend to have a monopoly on great sounding audio production. However, we probably understand how to maximise the effectiveness of Telephone Messaging better than anyone.

Utter Professionals unique business model was developed in Post-Graduate research at Australia's top business schools. We boast two key achievements.

  • A dramatically more effective marketing tool for our clients.
  • Significant price reductions.

We generally keep our serious side quiet, but we lay a legitimate claim to providing Australia's premier telephone messaging service. But we'd rather you just saw us as fun, utterly professional and the logical choice to maximise your company's on-hold effectiveness.





Try Utter Professionals for 30 days and if you're not thrilled with our telephone messaging service we'll simply cancel your contract & refund your subscription.

We've made that offer since we first helped organisations with their audio marketing ...
and no-one has claimed their money back yet!

Utter Professionals has a network of technicians around the country to help with everything from installation to technical enquiries.

In the unlikely event of equipment failure, we'll have replacement hardware shipped to you within 24 hours.




For an obligation-free demonstration, simply fill in the form & we'll record a short audio sample & email back to you.

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Utter Professionals technicians have developed telephone messaging hardware specifically for Australian business.

We offer a next-day replacement guarantee on all our playback units & a nationwide network of technicians to assist in any situation.



With our MMC units, you choose whether to receive programme updates via email or on Multi-Media Cards posted to your workplace.

Most clients choose email because it's cheap, easy and only takes 20 seconds to install your new programme.

Easy to follow tutorials coming soon.


You also have the option of leaving everything to the Professionals!

With our fully-remote telephone messaging system, Utter Professionals can update your new programmes without any involvement from your staff. Simply tell us the content of your new script & we'll do the rest.






Installing Utter Professionals Playback Unit

An easy step by step tutorial on getting started.

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How to Update

A quick process which is as easy as copy & paste!

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Do You need a Line Isolation Unit

Separate your playback unit from the PABX. Click below to see how ?

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