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So, you'd like six full months of Utter Professionals telephone on-hold messaging at no cost whatsoever?!

Put your best caption to the image of the little girl on the phone and get it back to us during June.


The winner of our caption competition* will score a subscription to Utter Professionals on-hold messaging with updates included for the rest of the year.

Announced on the 1st of July, your free service will take you through the busy Christmas period and set you up beautifully for 2020.

Caption competition

Thanks for submitting!

* winner chosen at the sole discretion of Utter Professionals.  Winner will be contacted via email. 

Prize is limited to provision of script, professional voice-overs, production of MOH programme and six-month use of dedicated playback hardware. Installation costs or modification of existing telecoms is not included.